Do you want to know why did I fire my secretary?

I woke this morning, on my birthday, got a shower and went to tha table to have breakfast with my family and to hear the well known "Happy birthday daddy!!" Happy birthday dear!!", but that never happened, I couldn't believe it, I felt terrible. Later, on my way to the office my mom called, I thought 'Good, she's calling me to congratulates me for my birthday', but that didn't happend, she spoke about dad and few things about my brother. How can it be possible that your own mom had forgotten your birthday?' Thinking like that I've arrived to the office. In the elevator I found my boss and I thoght 'He never forgets my birthday, he always invites me lunch in my birthday' Guess what? The stupid raised up his arm, calling me and telling me about the Ferguson contract, and never mentioned anything about my birthday, I was so frustraited. No body had remember my birthday, not my family nor my mom nor my dad nor my boss, WOW!! the day couldn't be worse, but then I reached my.. (more details)